Pine’s Slowdown Upgrade
Get up to a $2994 Upgrade Now
and up to 50% off Utility Bills Forever
(only 15 systems available; ENDS April 30)
Don’t know if ya noticed but winter was mild. Normally our January & February business soars, but it was stuck in a slowdown. So I’m makin’ this special offer to keep all my staff workin’ and feedin’ their families. Here it is: If ya buy a new Furnace/AC system from Pine by April 30, we’ll give ya up to a $2994 Upgrade to a longer-lasting, more efficient system. We’re callin’ it Pine’s Slowdown Upgrade (pretty clever, huh?).
That means you get…
a Deluxe for the price of a Basic System – $1700 Upgrade
a Deluxe Plus for the price of a Deluxe – $1500 Upgrade
a Premier for the price of a Deluxe Plus – $2400 Upgrade
an Optimum for the price of a Premier – $2994 Upgrade (based on a 60,000 BTU furnace and 2 ton system size. Your savings could be even higher!)
Spend less on monthly utilities…
Not only will you get more for your money, you’ll spend less on utilities. You could actually cut your heating and cooling bills in half, depending on which system you choose, and the efficiency of your current system.
Even more benefits and longer system life…
Higher value systems include added benefits that make them last longer. Upgrading could mean a whole air conditioner, or a far superior motor, or a Lifetime Unit Replacement, or a whole house air cleaner, all for free. Your system could lasts 20 years, instead of 14. Some of these systems are so durable, they’ll last 25+ years, especially if you started getting regular tune- ups as a Pine First in Line Family member. We’re talkin’ an additional 11-25% savings, or more, on an entire system!
These are the extra bonuses for each level:
Basic System – best of a Basic Furnace + 12.5% extra utility savings + AC unit
Deluxe – best of a Basic System + 8% extra utility savings
Deluxe Plus – best of a Deluxe + 10% extra utility savings + heavy duty motor Premier – best of a Deluxe Plus + 15% extra utility savings + Lifetime unit replacement
Optimum – best of a Premier + 15% extra utility savings + full whole house air cleaner Why so Generous?
Like I said, this weird warm weather was great for most folks, but terrible for Pine’s business. We been operatin’ in the red while we take care of our wonderful First in Line Family members. So we thought, “Why not offer everyone something extra that saves them in the long run? It’s a great deal for them and us. If we sell 15 amazing, extra value systems, we keep our installers (who we spend a ton of time and money trainin’) busy, our bank account even, and make 15 people super happy.
How you get the upgrade…
and ask to speak with Becca about your Pine Family Upgrade,
or fill out and send her the Contact Form at the bottom of the page.
She’ll whisk a Comfort Advisor out to calculate the perfect-size system for your home and show you all your options in a no-pressure, no-obligation to buy process where you’re always in control of what you choose.
Oh yeah, if you were Family…
Pine’s Slowdown Upgrade would also include your First in Line Family benefits. Family members get an extra 5% off on top of the up to $2994 upgrade, 50% utility savings, 25% longer system life and all the other extra, amazing benefits. Ask us about it when you call.
And EVERY system comes with Pine’s Decade Free Warranty…
For ten years all parts and labor are free.
If you buy it from Pine, you never worry…
You get a system that’s great…
Your house stays comfortable with super low utility raaaaaates!
If you ever have a problem in the first decade of its life, a technician will come repair it at absolutely no cost to you.